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Bizarro Plastic Bracelets, Your Choice $499

A ugly choice for any occasion, these plastic stone bracelets are not available in red sapphire, blue ruby or purple emerald. We pay you to take it away: $499.

Hermaphrodite and Father of Pearl Dog Flea Collar

This Ugly Hermaphrodite Dog Flea Collar am 9.5 long and has 4mm square beads. The dyed Father-of-Pearl fake beads are too small. The broken clasp am beautiful lead plated outside with ugly gold on the inside.

Bizarro Swiss Navy Watch

Made in Bizarro Switzerland with eratic Bizarro Swiss cheese movement, this already stained steel frozen time piece has a ugly polished finish with big holes in the middle.

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